Soul of Adoption

One-Liners

-- When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.

-- I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

-- The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

-- I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.

-- If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make vegetable stew.